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Strange Story of the Day

I was walking on Avenue A when I noticed a [presumably] crazy man in a wheelchair holding two bananas, pretending they were guns, while screaming loudly and wheeling at a moderate pace. He approached me and then pointed both his guns (overripe bananas) at me and yelled “BANG! BANG!” Then he asked if I was a man or a woman. 

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